- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

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ollie is a fag so are you

what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

What has one eye but cannot see? A brick with an eye drawn on it

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

Women's Rights

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

Benevolent villain.

Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

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