A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

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- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

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What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

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What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

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A woman gets in her car to drive.

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sweaty black guy

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who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

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whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

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What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

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Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

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What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

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Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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