Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

Chaney is a dumb b****

What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

A guy is playing cod

Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

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What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

What is brown and smells? Poop

KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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