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Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.