How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

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what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

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What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

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Women's rights.

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What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

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two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

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Penis in a box.

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Brittney Spears

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Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

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Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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Hey, we're both lawyers.

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I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

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potato farming

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

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... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

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What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

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Anti Joke

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