Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

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Small titties.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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A man comes home from the office, walks inside and hangs up his coat and hat at the door. He walks into the kitchen to find his wife has not made dinner instead she is drinking with friends, she tells him that she would have made dinner but she didnt want to. Furious, the man storms to the door, grabs his coat and leaves... He gets in his car and drives down to the pub. Sitting there drinking his beer, trying to calm down he finds a peice of paper tucked into his coat pocket, he unfolds it and reads it. It turns out to be a memo he wrote to remind himself at work that day.

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

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Justin Bieber

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Two small boys are walking in a schoolyard. One of the boys sits down under a tree looking distraught. The other asks him "Well whats the matter Eddy?" "Every time I walk to my bus-stop in the morning, Jimmy Krugan, pushes me down and takes my money. " The first boy thinks for sec.. "Well here's what you do Ed; go to your Dad's shed and grab a 2X4, paint it bright blue. In the morning, walk to school with it under your jacket and when Jimmy starts in on you give him a good wallop. He wont be bothering you anymore." The following day the boys are in the yard again. Eddy is seen under the tree seeming just as distraught. Confused, the boy asks him.. "Well Ed, did you do what I told you?" "No."

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My mom's dead

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

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What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

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So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? Here is the answer: A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? Here, in this case, with design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process. ------ Nothing to see here, end of the joke. :)

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

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