john liked the paper........ so he took it

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Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

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jack shine has boobs

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Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

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American Idol

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Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

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Will gropes Ebola victims

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

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You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

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How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

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When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

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Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

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How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

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why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

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Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

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Why are anti-jokes so funny?

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Haha

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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