whats pale and white your ass.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

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What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

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Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

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AVI IS A FAG

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What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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your momma's an antijoke

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I scream. You scream. We all scream.

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

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Anti jokes.

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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Obama.

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

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