Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

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How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

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What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

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When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

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What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

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Mexicans working in an office

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

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Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

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What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

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did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

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Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

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*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

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Y2K

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Hi colton

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

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Religion

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-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

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Anti Joke

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