Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

George Bush.

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

the joke below me is not an anti joke

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

Real jokes.

Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

what do you call a kid with no arms and legs under a bus an ambulance, he's obviously in pain

Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

what did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing because they were both baked at 500 degrees and died

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

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Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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