Homosexual babies? It's a choice

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What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

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A man is driving home from work. he realizes he left his suitcase back at the office. he turns around and drives back to the office. he walks in the office and grabs his suitcase, and as he's walking out he's stopped by his boss. his boss simply asks "what are you doing in the office at this time, Eric?" the man replies to his boss " sorry sir i was just grabbing my suitcase as i forgot to bring it as i was leaving work" his boss lets him pass " okay Eric, have a good night" the man get back in his car and drives home. but on his way home a pedestrian runs in front of the road. the man runs him over unintentionly. the man is jailed with manslaughter for 4 and a half years

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What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

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What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

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women's lacrosse.

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How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

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So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

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Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

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-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

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A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

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Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

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2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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