- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

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Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

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