What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

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Steering Wheel Face.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

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A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

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What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

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A man. That is all.

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whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

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why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

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A Muslim blows up a bar

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If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

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How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

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Q: I am an over-protective father looking for my son who was kidnapped and am suddenly traveling with a mentally retarded woman who cant remember her name. By the way my wife was murdered and my son has physical disorder. Then, im hooked up with a hippy who doesnt care about anything. Who am I? A: Marlin the clownfish (from Finding Nemo).

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Please don't rape me.

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