Women's rights

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an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

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Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

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99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

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Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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