In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

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Slavery lol

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hi bye

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

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What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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CHEEZECAKE

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Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

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Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

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What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

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Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

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Women Drivers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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