Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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I scream. You scream. We all scream.

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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Hello world

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What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

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what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

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what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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