- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

alcoholism kills

Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

a guy takes viatamins thinking they would help him be healthy he choked and then he died from choking on a jolly rancher

"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

Chocolate tastes good.

There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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