- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

Fuck her

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

Your mama's so fat, that at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to diet and exercise before her obesity manifested itself in a variety of chronic afflictions that would detract from her ability to lead a long life.

A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

justin littleton. nuff said

What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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