- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

Freddie Mercurys teeth

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

Lacrosse

What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

anus soup

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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