a man walked into a bar and said ow

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

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How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

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a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

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