why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

If life hands you lemons Take them

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

KIMBERLEY HONEY

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

Why did the woman die Because she was old

My mom.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

Anti Joke

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