A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

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What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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why did the chicken cross the road

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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