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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

Santa Clogged my toliet

What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

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