look at there!! an entire dog!!

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

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DANA

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What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

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Hello

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why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

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The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

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Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

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What do apples taste like? Apples.

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

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Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

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yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

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Please don't rape me.

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hi my name is? joe

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What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

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Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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