- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

I am black.

What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty dumpty had a big fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men did not come to help him because the United States does not have a patriarchal system of government.

Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

womens rights

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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