The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

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A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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How many spots does a giraffe have? Depends on the giraffe.

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Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

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What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

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Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

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Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

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1+1= 69

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What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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