Women's rights

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

A boy with red hair is happy.

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

nathan palmer has a big head !

*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

What do you call a group of asians? China.

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

What what In the butt

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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