I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

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How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

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Carlton

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

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I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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what is white and sticky? glue.

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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