- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

9/11

What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

Knock Knock Come in.

roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

apple pie.

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