if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

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no

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Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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why did the chicken cross the road

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

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What's big? Jupiter.

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