I can't see my forehead

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

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Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

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What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

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Whats long and hard? a pole

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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