- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

Black Poeple

You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

You are the third derivative of the position function.

why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock Opens Door

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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