Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

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roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

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kennah campion... being nice

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What do apples taste like? Apples.

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

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Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What comes after "Q" R

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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French people.

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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Anti Joke

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