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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

I am the sun. You are the moon.

What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

2 muffins are in an oven. One says to the other, "it's really hot in here!" the other replies, "WHOA. A talking muffin!"

Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

what rhymes with sloth? rape

Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

In Soviet Russia you drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up.

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