Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

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How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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HAPPY NOVEMBER 2

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Women's rights

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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gays

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Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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