knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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what do u call a hobo name Max Max

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what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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You.

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

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How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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I like jokes.

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"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

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A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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