What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

That's what he said.

Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

You are the third derivative of the position function.

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

im jewish

Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

fart

how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

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Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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