Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

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Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty dumpty had a big fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men did not come to help him because the United States does not have a patriarchal system of government.

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Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

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A hiker gets lost on a trail and ends up wondering deep into the woods. He comes upon an amish farm. He knocks on the door and an amish man answers. The hiker explains his predicament, and the amish man says "sure you can stay in barn, but promise me one thing, don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course I won't". He then goes to the barn. Right before the hiker falls asleep. The amish farmer comes in and says "make sure you don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course not". So the next morning the hiker is rested, well fed and is about to leave when the amish man approaches and says, "Thank you being decent and christian like."

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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womens rights

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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AROUND

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I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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