what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

Aodhan Hearty

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

penis

14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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