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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

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A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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nine...eleven

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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Anti Joke

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