Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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Jess Burns

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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women's lacrosse.

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NEVER

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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Potato salad

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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