- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

I met a man today. His name was John.

Why did the giant try to eat the magical rainbow? A: Because the apocalypse is predicted for the Wednesday after santa gets shot by the evil jolly ice cream man which in secret is cheating on his wife who in turn eats every human baby ever known to man. duhhhhh

Winking at old people

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

I love you very much.

Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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