Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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Dani Barton = Stupid

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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Knock knock Nobody's home.

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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penis

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Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

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William Raines.

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A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

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Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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ekoj

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What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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gays

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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