- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

I had a dream I watched Inception.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

who just made fun of katie matt

How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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