The WNBA.

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Boom! Splat! You'll never know.

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What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

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So one time this woman was learning...

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A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

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Poop

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A moth walks into a podiatrist's office. The podiatrist says, "Moth, what's the problem?" And the moth says, "What's the problem. Well, doc, where do I begin? Every day I get up to another cruel sky. It's like the sun is mocking me as I begin the gruelling preparations for another 8-hours of slogging in meaningless toil for my boss, Gregor McIvanichisky. A grey self, captive in a grey cubicle in a grey office with no windows that I might see the grey clouds beyond... I just sit in my cubicle as I feel the throbbing ache of the best days of my life being raped away into a monotonous, forgettable slurry of irrelevant corporate drudgery. I don't know what I'm doing, I don't think my boss even knows. All he knows is that he has power over me. And my children...my daughter is always on her cellphone, texting and emailing. I haven't spoken real words to her in weeks. My oldest son is never home and when he is, he's locked in his room listening to angry music. My youngest son, he's only 4, I look at him and he asks me to play... and I feel nothing. No love, no tenderness... just a void. And when I look in the mirror...I don't recognize the face staring back at me. It's aged so much from the boyish looks I remember. The years have carved deep lines of despair, worry and anguish. Dark, hollow eyes where once gleamed hope and excitement. Thin lips unable to find the smile of the happy, old days. If only I could find the courage to reach over to the side table and remove the loaded gun. And then find the strength to pull back that hammer as the chamber rotates, clicking solidly into place...Raising it to my temple for the final squeeze that will erase the last shreds of my existence from this cold grave of a life wasted away." And the podiatrist says, "Well, Moth, you're in pretty rough shape. You need to get some help. But why did you come to me? You need a psychiatrist!!" And the moth says... "Because the light was on."

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

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A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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The government makes a good decision

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What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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