What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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josh simpson has cancer

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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GRAAAAAAAR.

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What will happen when a black person die they die

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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An american, a mexican, and an asian are on a boat. The boat is sinking because it is too heavy. The people decide to throw off things that they have a lot of in their country. The asian throws rice off the boat saying, "We have plenty of rice at home." The mexican throws tacos off the boat saying, "We have plenty of tacos at home." The american throws out the mexican saying, "We have plenty of mexicans at home."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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