- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

Nickelback

How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

noodles

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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