wanna hear a joke? no

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Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

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theres a fat guy

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Like my status for a tbh?

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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Scott

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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Anti Joke

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