square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

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A black man says "ask" correctly.

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

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Hitler

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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A plane carries 500 bricks. 1 falls out. How many bricks are left? 499. How do you put an elephant in a fridge in 3 steps? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, and close the fridge. How do you put a deer in a fridge in 4 steps? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer, then close the fridge. The Lion King is having a party. All the animals are there except for one; who is it? The deer: He is still in the fridge. An old lady is crossing a swamp, but it is a crocodile swamp. How does she cross? Normally, all the crocodiles are at the Lion King's party The old lady dies at the edge of the swamp. How? A brick falls from the sky and kills her.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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Anti Joke

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