- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the guy say to the mushroom?

Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

A black person in the NHL

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Boom! Splat! You'll never know.

What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

Roses are red Violets are blue

Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

Why Did the throw up He was sick

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