How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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DERP

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A scottish man having fun

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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knock knock go away

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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