The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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women's rights

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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