Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

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A black person in the NHL

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American healthcare.

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Men's rights

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What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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Q: Whats worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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Hi my name is Bob

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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Mmmmmmm Lemons

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Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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