Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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No.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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GRAAAAAAAR.

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this is not a joke.

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your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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Want to hear an anti-joke?

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

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How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

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Well, this is fun.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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What's 1+1? 4.

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When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

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Let's write an anti-joke. K.

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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The WNBA.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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