what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

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A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

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make me a sandwich!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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